I saw that…

April 9, 2013 § 2 Comments

Hey.  Client.

Yes, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I do notice when you “check me out” and look me up and down.

No, I don’t think you’re assessing my massage skill level.

Yes, I do know you’re undressing me with your eyes.

Yes, I think it’s creepy.

No, you can’t give me a massage.

Yes, my elbows are registered weapons.

Yes, I know how to use them.

Yes, you really best behave.

Thank you for your attention.

NO!  Not that kind of attention.  Please go back to the top and read again….

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