I saw that…
April 9, 2013 § 2 Comments
Yes, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I do notice when you “check me out” and look me up and down.
No, I don’t think you’re assessing my massage skill level.
Yes, I do know you’re undressing me with your eyes.
Yes, I think it’s creepy.
No, you can’t give me a massage.
Yes, my elbows are registered weapons.
Yes, I know how to use them.
Yes, you really best behave.
Thank you for your attention.
NO! Not that kind of attention. Please go back to the top and read again….