December 12, 2012 § 2 Comments
Well this story has to do with Maria in a roundabout way…
Back at Bob’s. We make it through his massage without any unexpected visitors. Or the door blowing open. No peanut gallery. No answering machine going off randomly which is was known to do. Nope. Just a peaceful massage.
We finish the massage and I go to wash my hands. I come back and Bob is up off the table and wearing a towel.
I pack up my things and we chat. I head outside to my car and get everything loaded.
Into the driver’s seat. Check my phone so I’m sitting there a moment.
Out of the corner of my eye I see the front door open. Out comes Bob still wearing only a towel wrapped around his bottom half. He runs down the driveway to my car parked in the street. I roll down my window. He is standing outside my car literally half naked.
Me- “What’s going on? What are you doing?”
Bob- “I forgot to give you a tip!”
Bob hands me cash through my window.
*Pause. Exchange of Knowing Looks*
Me- “This looks bad. Tongues will be flapping now.”
Bob- “Eh..We’ll just tell them to talk to Maria.”
I don’t know if Maria ever got a call from the neighbors (doubtful) but she never interrupted our massages again. Of course, I think she moved so that might explain things. Maybe. Let’s hope so.